Quirky...

Do you ever catch yourself doing something quirky? I sat and thought about some of the things I do that might make people think I'm weird:

• When I cough, people say..."Bless You". When I sneeze, I get offered a glass of water for my throat. Apparently, a sneeze sounds like a cough and a cough sounds like a sneeze.
• Sneezing makes me flitter my hands like I'm trying to fly.
• On my birthday, whenever someone says..."Happy Birthday Candace"...I say "Happy Birthday" back.
• I hide my underwear in my pants at the gynecologist. 2 minutes later, he looks at my crotch. You explain that one to me?
• If someone on the phone whispers to me, I whisper back. (I know you do it too!)
• If I'm driving and I smell smoke (or anything that could indicate my car is about to take a dump), I have to turn the radio down to sniff the air?
• I always flip or say words backwards. I don't mean to do it, I've deemed it as speech dyslexia. I still can't say "Pack rat" on the first try.
• Everything is a make-shift microphone. I seem to like hairbrushes and remote controls the best...SUPERSTAR! (My best Mary Katherine Gallager impression..)
• I don't have to go to the bathroom to do the Pee Pee Dance, but I'm better at it when I have to.
• I love the "Double Chex" song and still sing it with great pride. "I I love love double double chex chex...better better than than the the rest rest...corn corn rice rice sweet sweet crunch crunch...double double crisp crisp bite bite munch munch."
• I can flip my eyelids and hyper extend my knees backwards.
• When I'm dead tired and the phone rings, I'll answer my remote.
• Absent-minded. I've put the ice cream in the pantry and the keys in the fridge.
• I saw a POW-MIA sticker on the back of a car and asked..."What's powmia?" Uhhh, my husband's in the military!
• Mountains are sleeping dinosaurs. I will debate that with anyone.
• I still laugh whenever I'm at the grocery store and see "Poppycock".
• I'm a 25 year old with "footsies" (full body pajamas with plastic feet, the ones that babies wear).
• I miss: Popples, Cabbage Patch Kids, Ewoks and Gizmo dolls, GEM, Snorkels, Fraggle Rock, Glow worms, Lightbrite, Don't Break The Ice, Don't Spill The Beans, and Skip It.
• I will sing along to all jingles, commercial ads, and tv show themes. "Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down..." Oh, and I will hum to the beginning of every Law & Order.
• Say "Toy Boat" 5 times as fast as you can. Can't do it can ya?

Sometimes people are too uptight. They live with a stick up their ass and not a smidge of humor in them. Sometimes you just gotta lighten up and live a little...

What are your quirks?